Classification: Highly Unnecessary

JudgeJr

Serious rulings for unserious problems.

Submit snack crimes, sibling drama, toy disputes, suspicious pet behaviour, and other tiny injustices to the internet’s most unnecessary court.

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Div. 01

Sibling Disputes

Breaches of personal space and looking-at-me crimes.

Div. 02

Snack Crimes

Unauthorised biscuit acquisition and juice-box theft.

Div. 03

Toy & Lego Incidents

Illegal disassembly of masterpieces and floor-mines.

Div. 04

Pet Crimes Division

Suspicious tail wagging and sock disappearance.

Div. 05

Parent Appeals Office

Challenging bedtime logic and vegetable quotas.

The Protocol

Form JJ-99
01

File your complaint

Tell us who did what and how dramatic it felt.

02

Present your evidence

Crumbs, missing Lego, suspicious dog body language.

03

Receive an official ruling

Our junior judges deliberate with extreme silliness.

04

Sign the peace treaty

High-five, reset the argument, get on with the day.

OFFICIAL RULING NO.

#JJ-4821-B

DATE FILED

AUG 24, 2024

The Parties

William vs. Andrew

Charge

Unauthorised Lego touching with malicious intent to rebuild differently.

“The court finds that Andrew did touch the Lego, but William was guarding it like a tiny dragon. Both parties are ordered to breathe, return the blue brick, and stop treating eye contact as a crime.”

— The Chief Justice of Bricks

The Sentence

High-Five MandatoryReturn the Blue Brick
Guilty-ish
VALIDATED BY PARENTAL UNIT
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