OFFICIAL RULING NO.
#JJ-4821-B
DATE FILED
AUG 24, 2024
The Parties
William vs. Andrew
Charge
Unauthorised Lego touching with malicious intent to rebuild differently.
Evidence summary
One disassembled blue spaceship, three loose bricks on the rug, and a single suspicious crumb of unknown origin.
Witness summary
Mum (partially present), the cat (uncooperative), one teddy bear (silent but judgmental).
The Verdict
Guilty-ish.
Certified
JUDGEJR SEAL“The court finds that Andrew did touch the Lego, but William was guarding it like a tiny dragon. Both parties are ordered to breathe, return the blue brick, and stop treating eye contact as a crime.”
— The Chief Justice
The Sentence
- 01.One blue Lego brick must be returned immediately.
- 02.Both parties must high-five and reset the argument.
- 03.The complainant must admit they were also being a tiny bit dramatic.
The Peace Treaty
- · Both parties agree that Lego is architecture and must be respected.
- · Both parties agree not to scream before checking the evidence.
Signed: Complainant
Signed: Accused